The Picture of David Oliver:

Last night, Lander 3 witnessed a metamorphosis from yeti, mountain man, rapist into a clean-shaven, boy-like, rapist... This transformation was David...

I was privileged enough to be able to document this miracle of modern mustaches. Sadly he chose not to keep a mustache in the end. Too bad David, you would have been able to lure more young girls in with one.

The beginning: The 3 month beard in all it's glory
Step 2: the chinstrap



Step 3: Mutton chops with full goatee



Step 4: Weird reverse "landing strip"


Step 5: Horseshoe



Step 6: Handlebar



Step 7: Creepy variation on the Chevron


Step 8: Weirdly flesh-colored porn stache


Step 9: ALL GONE!

Soooo I think my personal favorite was the horseshoe: rather debonair in my opinion.
I think it is the one that if I were about to be raped my this creeper, I would prefer that one... hmmm.

And I must not forget to give props to Kenny for helping with the shaving and model coaching.

I may consider a future career in male hair grooming, it seems I have been doing a lot of it this year. I really don't understand why guys trust me with sharp objects near their faces, bet hey, I'm flattered... I think...

Just for fun... some more pics of the process...

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Shaving is a very emotional process, good thing I am ALSO a PTMD (post-traumatic mustache disorder) counselor Please don't try to wink, it makes me feel funny inside, and NOT in the good way...


He's spotted his next victim...


Run away Maddie! Run away!!! Damn, everyone is lured in by irresistible mustaches, enjoy it while it lasts
The creepiest version of the Fonz I have ever laid eyes on... you really should have kept the mustache...

Closing thoughts: Mustaches: Enjoy the ride...