The George:

This mustache needs no explanation, simply that it is worn by monsieur Jorge.
Some would consider this a variation on the Chevron... although George has included the goatee bit as well. Ahhh what a good model.
I just discovered that there is an American Mustache Institute: http://www.americanmustacheinstitute.org/MustacheStyles.aspx
Soooo exciting, do you think they would let me join even though I am incapable of growing one?

The Chevron has an eclectic group of people who don it:
If you are going for a porn stache, Ron Jeremy has a good example of a thinner chevron which really screams, "Who's ready to get naked?!"

Or if you would like to convey your need for speed like Dale Earnhardt, try a fuller stache to show people you really like the wind in your (facial) hair.

Perhaps you enjoy a blast from the past? Or simply a Halloween costume channeling Ron Burgundy or the Reno 911 cops? A retro twist on the chevron is a beautiful example of fine grooming and sexual prowess.

Soooo this blog was going to stray from mustaches but seeing as my blog will not let me put pictures withing the text, it shall be continued soon... next entry: the transformation from yeti man to suave mustache model performed by yours truly. Trust me, you don't want to miss it...